I have discovered that International Eat An Animal For PETA Day is actually March 15. I hereby humbly apologize to all 3 of my readers for this misinformation. To make amends, I shall publish a picture a day until then of tasty animals ready for devouring. Hell, I might even publish two pictures on the 15th, one of my steak, one of my little black dog eating her steak. Suck it, PETArds.